Agriculturalists Gifts

World Food Production.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Cow Show Tunes

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

A Tumble Cow

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"You're famous, Angus."

Who knew grass migrates?

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Relax. They're just crows."

An English Gold Field

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Farmer Christmas.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.