Agriculturalist Gifts

'We've had to scale down a few things on the farm.'

'Just think...our pies feed the soil,the soil feeds the grass,the grass feeds us...'

"One day son,all of this will be yours."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

ACME Mutton Co.

"We want to know when your freshly planted crop will be ready for us to make crop circles in it."

"Right now, I'm dealing with all this spring bullshit."

Man on combine harvester, harvesting a river of fish

"Iye, we still plough all our land wi' horses."

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Post Brexit Farming Wildife Benefits

Biofools.

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Chew!

"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

I'm a Smart-Cow!

Prayers for rain throughout the year...

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Will work for manure.

What we have here is a high benefit, high risk scenario!

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"First Vegetarian"

Business still difficult, Tom?

Tractors play tic-tac-toe while plowing field.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'No, I'm NOT a monster chicken! I'm a genetically modified carrot.'

Scarecrow with sign - 'The harvest is near'.

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Farmer Christmas.

In Case of Cash-Flow Emergency Break Glass.

Ostrich Farm

The herd of hearing.