Agriculturist Gifts

Bovine Fast Food,

The lesser of two weevils: "The farmer's worked really hard on his cotton crop. I say we leave it alone."

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

'OK, dig that one up' Identifying weeds on her computer.

The consequences of messing with nature

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

Rain Gauge for Sale (hardly used).

Future Ethanol production vs. ethanol demand.

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

"Why are you ploughing with a steam roller?" "I'm growing mashed potatoes."

Shiitake Happens

Effective farming.

Cow Grazing

"That tree looks very under-nourished. I'd be surrpised if it could yield one pound of apples."

'This must be the place.'

Cow to other: 'One of us has to wear a bell if we want to be herd.'

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

'It's too bad about them banning DDT. I was just getting to like it.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

I rotate my planting between watermelons and rutabagas. So you use the good crop/bad crop method.

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

An English Gold Field

Olive Tree

Organic Farm

Increased agricultural productivity in Cuba.

'We had the last laugh, before we were eaten, we got peed on. Boo-YAH!'

"I never want to see you put a coin there ever again!"

'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!'

Seeds. Instant coffee plantation.

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."