Agriculturalist T-Shirts

'We've had to scale down a few things on the farm.'

"One day son,all of this will be yours."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

ACME Mutton Co.

"We want to know when your freshly planted crop will be ready for us to make crop circles in it."

"Right now, I'm dealing with all this spring bullshit."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Post Brexit Farming Wildife Benefits

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

"Iye, we still plough all our land wi' horses."

Man on combine harvester, harvesting a river of fish

Biofools.

"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."

Will work for manure.

What we have here is a high benefit, high risk scenario!

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Chew!

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

Prayers for rain throughout the year...

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"First Vegetarian"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Factory Farmers.

Ostrich Farm

Scarecrow with sign - 'The harvest is near'.

Farmer Christmas.

In Case of Cash-Flow Emergency Break Glass.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Business still difficult, Tom?

'No, I'm NOT a monster chicken! I'm a genetically modified carrot.'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

Tractors play tic-tac-toe while plowing field.