Prose Artist Gifts

"Well, try writing about the damned blinking cursor, then."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

They hated me.

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Can You Spot the Differences?

International Women's Day.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Paul Klee

The Artist

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

' A good idea '

Face painting.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Ban on Free Speech

Alien David statue