Prose Pioneer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the prose pioneer in your life? Whether they’re a seasoned storyteller or an aspiring poet, our curated collection of witty and inspiring items is designed to ignite their passion for words. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find a unique gift that honors their love of prose and creative expression. Ideal for writers' birthdays, publishing milestones, or just because. Show your appreciation for their literary talent with a gift that truly speaks their language.

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'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?' mockup

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published." mockup

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

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"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box." mockup

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

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One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty. mockup

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

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"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose." mockup

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

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"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!" mockup

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

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X-RAY

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Writer

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Poetry repairman

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Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read. mockup

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

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'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!' mockup

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

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"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?" mockup

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

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A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper. mockup

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

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"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'" mockup

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"

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"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy." mockup

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

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Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents! mockup

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

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"Stand aside! I'm a doctor of literature!"

"Stand aside! I'm a doctor of literature!" mockup

"Stand aside! I'm a doctor of literature!"

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Content writers.

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Dave wondered how people thought of ideas before the invention of the light bulb.

Dave wondered how people thought of ideas before the invention of the light bulb. mockup

Dave wondered how people thought of ideas before the invention of the light bulb.

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"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!" mockup

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

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Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!" mockup

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

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I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.' mockup

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

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Warning: Slippery slope of over-used metaphors ahead (majestic pines, crystal streams, etc.). Writers are advised to take alternate path.

Warning: Slippery slope of over-used metaphors ahead (majestic pines, crystal streams, etc.). Writers are advised to take alternate path. mockup

Warning: Slippery slope of over-used metaphors ahead (majestic pines, crystal streams, etc.). Writers are advised to take alternate path.

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Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.'

Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.' mockup

Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.'

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'I understand that the two of you had a rather successful collaboration on our new sex manual!'

'I understand that the two of you had a rather successful collaboration on our new sex manual!' mockup

'I understand that the two of you had a rather successful collaboration on our new sex manual!'

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"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges." mockup

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

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"Well, I didn't get the job, but my resume got an A in creative writing class."

"Well, I didn't get the job, but my resume got an A in creative writing class." mockup

"Well, I didn't get the job, but my resume got an A in creative writing class."

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'Another day...another blank page taunted him. 'How long can this block go on?' He wondered. 'I don't know,' said the paper.'

'Another day...another blank page taunted him. 'How long can this block go on?' He wondered. 'I don't know,' said the paper.' mockup

'Another day...another blank page taunted him. 'How long can this block go on?' He wondered. 'I don't know,' said the paper.'

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'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...' mockup

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

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Freedom of the Press

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Nikloay Mihaylovich Karamzin.

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New Thought Bulb

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"You're lucky. My novel went straight to landfill."

"You're lucky. My novel went straight to landfill." mockup

"You're lucky. My novel went straight to landfill."

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Prose Pioneer Gifts Collection

Prose Pioneer Mugs

Explore our range of literary mugs perfect for prose pioneers who love their coffee or tea with a dose of creativity.

Prose Pioneer Pillows

Find cozy pillows with witty or inspiring designs, great for prose pioneers who want a comfy space for their creative writing.

Prose Pioneer Prints

Browse our artistic prints designed for prose pioneers who want to decorate their space with words and inspiration.

Prose Pioneer T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that speak to the prose pioneer’s creative soul—ideal for casual days or making a literary statement.