Press Pioneer Gifts

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

X-RAY

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

The Daily Me

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Wheel.'

Still Here

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

power of press

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

Steve Jobs

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

"Watch for innovation."

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

Dave wondered how people thought of ideas before the invention of the light bulb.

Chelsea flower show sewage

'Man in hat reads newspaper with shock horror headline.'

"He's taking the circulation war a bit too seriously."

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

Technological Advances

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."