Press Pioneer Gifts

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

X-RAY

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Wheel.'

Still Here

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

power of press

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

Chelsea flower show sewage

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

"Watch for innovation."

Dave wondered how people thought of ideas before the invention of the light bulb.

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

'Man in hat reads newspaper with shock horror headline.'

"He's taking the circulation war a bit too seriously."

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

Technological Advances