Power Pioneer Gifts

I've dreamed of being an electrician since I was a kid! You wanted to run away and join the circuits!

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Disco Owls

"So how much money do you make?"

'I call it 'Myspace'''

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'Wheel.'