Prose Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift for the prose enthusiast in your life? Explore our collection of witty mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the art of storytelling and the joy of beautifully crafted words. Whether they love classic literature or clever wordplay, these items are sure to inspire and delight.

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"I'm starting to get worried. How am I going to be adored, parodied, venerated, denounced, redeemed, and ultimately mythologized if I can't get published?"

"I'm starting to get worried. How am I going to be adored, parodied, venerated, denounced, redeemed, and ultimately mythologized if I can't get published?"

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"You're lucky. My novel went straight to landfill."

"You're lucky. My novel went straight to landfill." mockup

"You're lucky. My novel went straight to landfill."

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"Meet The Author"

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First Novels.

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Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading, mockup

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

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The Dorrie Decimal System

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Voltaire

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"Now I really hate poetry."

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'He likes to power nap.'

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"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story." mockup

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

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Blue Stockings

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"My novel is not a doorstop!"

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'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.' mockup

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

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When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings mockup

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

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The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision mockup

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

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"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published." mockup

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

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Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book. mockup

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

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John Bunyan

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'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!' mockup

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

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"Out damn Spot

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"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free." mockup

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

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"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

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Don Quixote

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Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

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Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books mockup

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

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A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag. mockup

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

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'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?' mockup

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

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Trilby - 'Je prong!'

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"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray" mockup

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

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'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.'' mockup

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

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Sue the Author 3PM

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Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death." mockup

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

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"Oh, this old thing?"

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"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading." mockup

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

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"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer." mockup

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

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Prose Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Prose Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of witty and literary-themed mugs designed for prose enthusiasts who love to start their day with a clever quote.

Prose Enthusiast Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with witty quotes and literary designs, ideal for adding personality to any reader’s or writer’s space.

Prose Enthusiast Prints

Browse our collection of artistic prints celebrating prose and storytelling—great for inspiring any literary enthusiast’s home or office.

Prose Enthusiast T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts featuring clever wordplay and literary humor, perfect for prose lovers wanting to express their passion in fashion.