Prose Enthusiast Prints

"I'm starting to get worried. How am I going to be adored, parodied, venerated, denounced, redeemed, and ultimately mythologized if I can't get published?"

"You're lucky. My novel went straight to landfill."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Out damn Spot

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Don Quixote

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

George Orwell

"Oh, this old thing?"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Author does not do tricks."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Sue the Author 3PM