Prose Enthusiasts Prints

Nikolay Alexandrovich Dobrolyubov

"Meet The Author"

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Blue Stockings

Voltaire

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"