Storybook Architect Gifts

Witch Hardware

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Bookworm Sleepover

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Little Princess.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Lego Haircut

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Treasure Island Book.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Dorothy and Toto

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Writer's block?"

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Books Providing Bright Idea

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'They are known as 'The Magnificent Seven'!'

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"