Storybook Gifts

The third little pig looked on nervously as Mr Wolf ate another mouthful of Vindaloo.

"Hey - somebody's been putting additional mileage on my bike, too!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Good lord, we found the queen!"

'You're not a sport are you Lancelot?'

"Sit tight, kid! You'll get your tooth money. Just as soon as we settle who had dibs."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Blast! I knew I should've changed the battery in this watch.'

Samson's Revenge

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Late night teddy reading

The Runaway Horse

Bookworm Sleepover

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Little Princess.

"Where the wild things were."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."