
Will Work For Children.
Searching for the perfect present for a storybook author? Our collection features charming and clever items that honor their storytelling talent and passion for words. Whether it’s for a birthday, a thank you, or just because, find something that speaks their language and inspires their next great story.
Will Work For Children.
"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."
Late night teddy reading
The Runaway Horse
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Bookworm Sleepover
"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."
Papageno from The Magic Flute
"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."
Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks
'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')
Little Princess.
Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.
Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.
Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.
"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"
"Where the wild things were."
"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."
The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'
Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.
'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'
"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"
The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."
"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."
Knights of the bedside table.
Treasure Island Book.
"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."
'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'
"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"
'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'
'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'
'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!
',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'
"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"
Sleeping Beauty
Explore our collection of mugs featuring storybook authors and their whimsical worlds—a perfect gift to brighten their mornings.
Find cozy pillows that celebrate the art of storytelling, ideal for adding charm to a writer’s space or a reading nook.
Enhance any literary space with our inspiring prints for storybook authors—beautiful, motivational, and perfect for every storyteller’s wall.
Discover our clever t-shirts crafted for storybook authors, showcasing their love for storytelling with humor and style—great for casual wear and inspiring creativity.