Storybook Pillows

The third little pig looked on nervously as Mr Wolf ate another mouthful of Vindaloo.

"Hey - somebody's been putting additional mileage on my bike, too!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'You're not a sport are you Lancelot?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Blast! I knew I should've changed the battery in this watch.'

Samson's Revenge

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

The Runaway Horse

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Bookworm Sleepover

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Little Princess.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Where the wild things were."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Treasure Island Book.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Knights of the bedside table.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'