Storybook Tales Pillows

Small steps...

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

"The prince married the princess, the kingdom got most-favored-nation status, and they lived happily ever after."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

I knew that guy was bad news.

Through the Looking Glass - Humpty Dumpty and the Messenger.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

Rapunzel was now regretting having become a Skinhead.

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Little Princess.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Where the wild things were."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Cupid

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Sleeping Beauty

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'