Storybook Tales Mugs

Small steps...

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

"The prince married the princess, the kingdom got most-favored-nation status, and they lived happily ever after."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Through the Looking Glass - Humpty Dumpty and the Messenger.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

Rapunzel was now regretting having become a Skinhead.

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Where the wild things were."

Little Princess.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Cupid

Sleeping Beauty

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'