Storytime Architect Gifts

The Ekert Saga: '...We need to trick the evil fahces into thinkin' the treat of the Ekert isn't a threat anymah...by makin' them think they've already found him...'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Lego Haircut

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'A is for Arse.'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"Writer's block?"

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Books Providing Bright Idea

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Luggage Mom

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Witch Hardware

Snow Bridge.

"Now all we need is a good script."

Parenting Skills Training

Writer's Block Party

'It's a self-build.'

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Noah's Nark.