Childhood Adventure Architect Gifts

Luggage Mom

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Lego Haircut

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"City kids."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Snow Bridge.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"I like to stay on top of things."

'It's a self-build.'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Dominoes

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"No, son, there's no severance package."

"It's not whether you win or lose, sweetie – it's all about networking."

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."