Childhood Adventure Architect Pillows

Luggage Mom

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Lego Haircut

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"City kids."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Snow Bridge.

"I like to stay on top of things."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Dominoes

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

"No, son, there's no severance package."

'We've been out here for hours. I don't think he's going to come to life, dance and sing with us.'

"It's not whether you win or lose, sweetie – it's all about networking."

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."