Family Fun Architect Pillows

Never make a doctor's appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

"We can try to make mom breakfast in bed, but isn't it a bit early to bother the fire department?"

Lego Haircut

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Like father like son.

Swing

Luggage Mom

Constructing your own prison!

Snow Bridge.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Pregnancy Test

Switchback Playground.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

Sheds

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

Will build to suit myself.

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'