Amateur Architect Of Fun Pillows

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Lego Haircut

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'Handyman's Special'

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Luggage Mom

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Snow Bridge.

"I like to stay on top of things."

Town Planning Department

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

Comedy Rule

Tragedy and Material

Arrow Church

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

'Design brief.'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

Fire Escapes

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'