Family Fun Architect Mugs

Never make a doctor's appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

"We can try to make mom breakfast in bed, but isn't it a bit early to bother the fire department?"

Lego Haircut

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Luggage Mom

Like father like son.

Swing

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Constructing your own prison!

Snow Bridge.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'It's a self-build.'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

Switchback Playground.

Pregnancy Test

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Sheds

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Will build to suit myself.