Winter Fun Architect Pillows

"Dad, can you sometimes not think about golf?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"First snowman?"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Snow Bridge.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Greco-polar wrestling

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Xylophone Icicles.

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

Tall Snowman

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'No way, it's too cold: I'm not coming out to play!'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'