Winter Fun Architect Pillows

"Dad, can you sometimes not think about golf?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"First snowman?"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Snow Bridge.

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Greco-polar wrestling

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

Tall Snowman

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

Xylophone Icicles.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'No way, it's too cold: I'm not coming out to play!'