Winter Whimsy Architect Pillows

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'It's my version of a snow angel.'

'Mom, can I have all your toothpicks?'

snowman blowing bubblegum loses his head

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

'We all contributed.'

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

Could somebody please scratch my back?

"I'm asking $75 a pound for it."

"Why do humans think there's no difference between eyes and buttons?"

"The shoe's our Summer home. The rest of the year it's a boot."

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

Snowman and snowsnail.