Winter Whimsy Architect Mugs

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'It's my version of a snow angel.'

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

'Mom, can I have all your toothpicks?'

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

'We all contributed.'

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

"I'm asking $75 a pound for it."

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

"The shoe's our Summer home. The rest of the year it's a boot."

Snowman and snowsnail.

Could somebody please scratch my back?