Winter Whimsy Creator Mugs

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'It's easy, just wee!'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Snowman Driver

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

It's a bit derivative.

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

The Itchy Back

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

Melted But Not Forgotten

'Is that why they call this a 'cold snap'?'