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Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'It's easy, just wee!'

Snowman Driver

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

Alfred Hitchcock As A Kid

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

It's a bit derivative.

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

The Itchy Back

Church Parking Sign for Midnight Mass

I think it's a food allergy.

Melted But Not Forgotten

Whoa, you've been working out.

"This is a stick-up."

Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'

'Is that why they call this a 'cold snap'?'