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"I see your past life."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Do you come here often?'

Ski kicker.

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Little Boy Missing Christmas

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Quartet in the snow.

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

Snow Angel Fall

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"Oh no! He's got a carrot baton!"

Mr. Pickwick slides

Snow plough creating snowmen.

Skating.

"Hmm, funny, I smell carrots…"

"You are looking really good right now."

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

"Looking a little slushy in the middle."

Could somebody please scratch my back?

Women bathing at the seaside

'I'm down 3 sizes."

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

Resolutions.