Wintertime Whimsy T-Shirts

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Balloon ski lift

Giant Ice Skates

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"It's a bit derivative."

'Honey... The old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

"Well of course there's a damp patch on the mattress - does it matter who sleeps on it?"

"He gets like this every summer."

Could somebody please scratch my back?

'I'm down 3 sizes."

Resolutions.

Seasons Greetings

"I see your past life."

"Cosgrove is a summer guy, Hayward is a spring guy, and I'm a winter guy."