Winter Whimsy Seeker Prints

"I see your past life."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Do you come here often?'

Ski kicker.

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Little Boy Missing Christmas

Quartet in the snow.

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

Snow Angel Fall

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Snow plough creating snowmen.

snowman blowing bubblegum loses his head

"Oh no! He's got a carrot baton!"

Mr. Pickwick slides

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

Skating.

"Looking a little slushy in the middle."

"Hmm, funny, I smell carrots…"

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

"You are looking really good right now."

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

Women bathing at the seaside

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

"Why do humans think there's no difference between eyes and buttons?"

Could somebody please scratch my back?

'I'm down 3 sizes."

A Poem: With daylight's shift, winter doth come

Resolutions.