Winter Whimsy Enthusiast Prints

'I told you smoking was bad for you.'

'Dear Santa, this year I'd like to have some arms because...'

"We're expecting some major accumulation."

A Poem: With daylight's shift, winter doth come

Snowwoman holding vacuum cleaner instead of broom.

'Sunscreen is a big ripoff! I put it on my snowman and he's still melting!'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'I'm down 3 sizes."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Balloon ski lift

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

"I've made a snow angel."

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I won't be needing you this year."

'Bless you.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Carrot shortage goes on.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.