Winter Whimsy Lovers Prints

'I'm afraid you have hailstones.'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rude Snowpeople

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

Chivalrous Snowman

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Happy St Pancakes Day!

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

snowman blowing bubblegum loses his head

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

Snowman Sharing Pinocchio

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

A Poem: With daylight's shift, winter doth come

"Well of course there's a damp patch on the mattress - does it matter who sleeps on it?"

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

"He gets like this every summer."

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

Death warmed up

"Why do humans think there's no difference between eyes and buttons?"

'I'm down 3 sizes."

Could somebody please scratch my back?

Resolutions.

"It's a pregnancy stick...guess what?"

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."