Winter Whimsy Enthusiast Mugs

'I told you smoking was bad for you.'

'Dear Santa, this year I'd like to have some arms because...'

"We're expecting some major accumulation."

'Sunscreen is a big ripoff! I put it on my snowman and he's still melting!'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'I'm down 3 sizes."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Balloon ski lift

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

"I've made a snow angel."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I won't be needing you this year."

'Bless you.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

"It's a bit derivative."