Childhood Architect Pillows

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Lego Haircut

Happy Turkey Day!

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"City kids."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Luggage Mom

'Handyman's Special'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Snow Bridge.

'It's a self-build.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

Pregnancy Test

"He wants to be an architect."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Sheds

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

Will build to suit myself.

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'