Storytime Architect Mugs

The Ekert Saga: '...We need to trick the evil fahces into thinkin' the treat of the Ekert isn't a threat anymah...by makin' them think they've already found him...'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

Lego Haircut

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'A is for Arse.'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Luggage Mom

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Writer's block?"

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

Books Providing Bright Idea

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Witch Hardware

"Now all we need is a good script."

Snow Bridge.

Writer's Block Party

Parenting Skills Training

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Noah's Nark.

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"