Storybook Stylist Gifts

Moses parts the red hair

Puss in Heels

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Where the wild things were."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Sleeping Beauty

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

Punkins

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'They are known as 'The Magnificent Seven'!'

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'