Storybook Stylist Pillows

Moses parts the red hair

Puss in Heels

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Where the wild things were."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Sleeping Beauty

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Witch Hardware

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'