App Architect Gifts

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Team Leader

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Building giant sand pies.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

Cloud Computing.

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

Building a company.

Human Brain

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

The Doorway to Ideas

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

Information about information about information about information.

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Information vs. confusion