Cloud Architect Gifts

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"That's some big data!"

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'With the company's move to virtualization, the network hardware became obsolete. They let us keep it for the break room and they sold the furniture online.'

Cloud Computing.

'Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.'

The Cloud

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'There he goes, always with his head in The Cloud.'

"It's pretty convenient being stored here in the cloud with my files."

"Apparently, our brains are to be stored on the cloud and we are required to pay an annual subscription to access them!"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'I'm not thinking, that's the cloud.'

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."

"Hey, cool! I can't believe I'm finally in the cloud!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Pipe Dream.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."