Cloud Architect Aficionado Gifts

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Scientists building a tower

The Fall from Pisa

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Postcards from Heaven...