Information Architect Gifts

Information vs. confusion

Information about information about information about information.

'It's tough being a media exec. There's always the threat of good news breaking out.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Team Leader

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

Cloud Computing.

Human Brain

Building a company.

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

Man sees Creative License Bureau

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

Bulb

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"This part we still need to iron out."

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"All this red tape is tying down my blue sky thinking."