Software Architect Gifts

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Artifishial Intelligence

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Tossing computer into canyon.

Where was I?

Geek fairies

"We need to update your entire operating system."