Support System Architect Gifts

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

Cloud Computing.

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Building a company.

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Information about information about information about information.

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.