Support System Member Gifts

"I warned you, Silvia, all 8 foot lizard creatures are the same."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

Couple

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"You can do it!"

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

"And this is my life support system."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

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'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

'I have proof my support group is plotting against me.'

"It all started with my addiction to crackers, then crackers and cheese, which led to crackers, cheese and wine! But thanks to AA meetings, I've turned my life around. . ."