Support System Seeker Gifts

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

"And this is my life support system."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

"It all started with my addiction to crackers, then crackers and cheese, which led to crackers, cheese and wine! But thanks to AA meetings, I've turned my life around. . ."

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

Leaning on a friend

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

'Henderson - you'll never make it in this business unless you learn to think outside the box.'