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An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Couple

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"And this is my life support system."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

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Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

"We'll be too big to fail!"

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

Ian McEwan

'All the characters in my novels are based on real people, for example the fat useless waster in my last one was you!'

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"It all started with my addiction to crackers, then crackers and cheese, which led to crackers, cheese and wine! But thanks to AA meetings, I've turned my life around. . ."

"My novel? I've put it on hold. I'm writing my response in case I get asked to do on eof those 'How I write' columns..."

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

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Leaning on a friend