Support System Devotee Gifts

'We tape up sore ankles. We tape up sore wrists. We even tape up sore elbows. We do not, however, tape up sore throats.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Fur Baby

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

Please Give

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

International Women's Day

World Cup Fan.

"And this is my life support system."

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

Consumer care and technologies

"It all started with my addiction to crackers, then crackers and cheese, which led to crackers, cheese and wine! But thanks to AA meetings, I've turned my life around. . ."

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"I would also like to thank the jury for validating my work."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."