Support Giver Gifts

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Window Treatment

See you at the farmers market!

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

celebrating a birth.

Brad Pitt

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Love.

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Alms Bank

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Birthday Racing Car

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I'll have the usual."

Valentines Balloons

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Me and my money are soon parted

Thank you

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'