Charity Supporter Gifts

'Somebody should do something!'

Jewelled 'Eradicate Poverty' bracelet

'I think when the charity said you could 'buy a goat for Xmas' they meant for the third world.'

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

Dante's sponsored tour of hell

'This man has some sort of complaint about the pie his wife bought at the PTA bake sale, sir.'

"Darts league flag day"

'Steve just completed a 50-mile bike trip for charity.'

'It's the best charity shop in the high street.'

Solicitors looking for charitable contributions. One solicitor has a gun.

'Yes, Mrs Muldoon, we have, unfortunately, at this point in time, completely used up your very generous $30 contribution of last year.'

10% of all donations go to the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation.

'You rob from the rich and give to the poor, but you don't get any receipts?'

"Will a dollar help?"

'Ungrateful brute!'

'For goodness sake, do it properly! Use your EYES! It's all about the EYES!!'

'Hi, it's me - I'm under a train.'

"If you have paper, I'll give you a receipt for tax purposes."

Pearly King

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Vikings trying to get in - "Calm yourselves the jumble sale doesn't start for another five minutes."

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

Brad Pitt

Movember on the Savanna

Please donate generously to the shadow dyslexia foundation. . .

'Movember is over...I want it off!'

Wine stewards without borders

"The money's not very good, sir, but I get plenty of fresh air."

You're never completely out of reach from disaster.

International Doctors' Mission.

Last charity shop for 10 paces

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"

Sketches by Boz - Charitable Dinner for Orphans

Charity theatre rehearsal

"Welcome to the benefit concert for hearing loss."