Charity Supporter Gifts

'Somebody should do something!'

Jewelled 'Eradicate Poverty' bracelet

'I think when the charity said you could 'buy a goat for Xmas' they meant for the third world.'

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

Dante's sponsored tour of hell

'This man has some sort of complaint about the pie his wife bought at the PTA bake sale, sir.'

"Darts league flag day"

Solicitors looking for charitable contributions. One solicitor has a gun.

10% of all donations go to the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation.

'You rob from the rich and give to the poor, but you don't get any receipts?'

'It's the best charity shop in the high street.'

'Yes, Mrs Muldoon, we have, unfortunately, at this point in time, completely used up your very generous $30 contribution of last year.'

"Will a dollar help?"

Wine stewards without borders

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'For goodness sake, do it properly! Use your EYES! It's all about the EYES!!'

'Movember is over...I want it off!'

Pearly King

'Hi, it's me - I'm under a train.'

You're never completely out of reach from disaster.

Movember on the Savanna

Please donate generously to the shadow dyslexia foundation. . .

Vikings trying to get in - "Calm yourselves the jumble sale doesn't start for another five minutes."

International Doctors' Mission.

'Ungrateful brute!'

"The money's not very good, sir, but I get plenty of fresh air."

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"If you have paper, I'll give you a receipt for tax purposes."

"I may be a mere grant applicant now, but I assure you, in my past life, I was a prominent philanthropist."

Carbon credits for food

Rabbit in a Hat

"Love the pup."

"I guarantee we can find them cheaper online."

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

"This year the run in Pamplona is for a good cause—anthrax."